What darkness lurks inside Bleak Falls Barrow – and more importantly, can it be punched? If there’s one shambling, mutant man that can find out it’s the legendary BUCK PUNCHINGTON!
Buck’s back, baby! Matt continues his barely-clad, poorly-armed bumble around the province of Skyrim and dies. A lot. But hey, he finds some magic gloves!
Who’s the punchy slaphead dude who travels Skyrim in the nude?
You’re damned right.
Matt straps on his special Jackanory hat, pours out the hot cocoa and boots up the PlayStation 4 for another interactive story. This time around it’s Square Enix’s twisted time-travelling tale – tumescent with teenage trauma! – Life Is Strange. Which is far more intelligent than our attempts at alliteration.
Richard gets creative with his cursing – as in literally “invoking an evil fate upon another” as opposed to harsh language – whilst Matt resorts to damning with faint praise as the duo tackle this week’s moving wallpaper – Francisco Téllez de Meneses’ platforming tabletop RPG simulator UnEpic – whilst dragging the ongoing conversation from…