The tangent continues! As Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformers provides the (fast) moving wallpaper Matt and Rich zip from “overcoming social anxiety” to “Game of Thrones nudity” by way of consumer electronic shows, Another World, poorly-aged platformers, self-spoilers and motivated villainy.
Matt attempts to shake off the memories of Sonic ’06 and delves into the nostalgia-fest of its follow-up, the fan-service heavy Sonic Generations. What will our born-and-raised Nintendoid make of Sega’s tribute to its glory days? And what’s that sparkly blue light in the dist… SWEET MINBARI JESUS NO.